Bloatin' in the wind (an ode to OFS)
How many roads must a man run down
before you can call him a man?
How many pints should a runner knock back
before they go down the pan?
yes, n' how many chips should he eat till he knows
that too many spuds have been fried?
The answer my friend is bloatin' in the wind
The answer is bloatin' in the wind
How many times must a runner look down
before he can see his feet?
How many pies must that runner have
before he's had too much to eat?
Yes, n' how many breaths will take till he knows
that too many pounds have arrived?
The answer, my friend, is lyin' round the waist
The answer is lyin' round the waist
How many puds will that runner consume
before it starts to show?
How many chins will that runner have
before he starts to get slow?
Yes, n' how many times can he turn his head
till nobody else is behind?
The answer my friend is prayin' on the mind
The answer is prayin' on the mind
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